Our thanks to SeMia Hale for offering us a “change of pace” and passing
the following to us:
Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman duck when you throw a revolver at him if he is so invulnerable
he can stop bullets with his chest?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new
to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" when it isn't all right.
Why don't we tell the truth and say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons are suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then
"Seeing the world not as it is, but as it can be"
"Where there is no vision, the people perish." - Proverbs 29:18
Your Success Newsletter - Jan-Feb, 2006 - Published Bi-Monthly