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You Know You’re Getting Even Older When . . .
And I am Not Picking On Seniors, Because I am One
Besides this was submitted by Willie Gardner
Who will celebrate her 90th Birthday in March
You Know You’re Getting Even Older When . . .
- You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
- You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you
aren’t wearing any. - At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not
eating cereal. - Your back goes out, but you stay home.
- When you wake-up looking like your driver’s license picture.
- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- When happy hour is a nap.
- When you’re on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money
does. - When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and
you always hated it.